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Great Minds Think Alike

Conversation betwixt Leslie and me this morning.

Leslie:  Hold please.
Me: k
Me: holding ::monkees elevator music plays::
Me: "We here at Leslie Corp appreciate your call. Please stay on the line and your call will be answered in the order it was received."
Leslie:  You call has been received. Please speak.
Me: I have a complaint. Your corporation is taking over the world and I don't appreciate it.
Leslie:  I, as a representative of Leslie Corp would like you, as a friend and ally of Leslie Corp, to know that you have been accounted for in the final renderings of the plan. You will set up comfortably with ownership not only of the Buffalo Sabres but also most of Canada and the NHL.
Me: Oh, I  like that.
Me: You can keep Quebec.
Leslie:  I knew you would.
Leslie:  Quebec can become a prisoner's colony.
Me: I can see the slogan now. Quebec: The New Australia. But we speak French.

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les_o_lie
Sep. 28th, 2007 01:09 pm (UTC)
And thusly Mikey and I begin our morning. Lovely!

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